YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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