if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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