We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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