Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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