Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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