Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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