Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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