I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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