i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
only you would photoshop your dick
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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