okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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