Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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