why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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