i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
