sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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