I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I intend to get homeless drunk
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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