is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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