I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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