Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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