hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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