carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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