i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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