He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Randomize
