The brown eye won't let me do that either.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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