If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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