I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i've created a new STD.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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