I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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