Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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