so explain again why im purple
no
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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