Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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