Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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