I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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