Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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