There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I could fuck to npr.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
