Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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