I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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