no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
