I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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