I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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