i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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