Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i will never coherently bang her
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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