Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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