singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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