We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
