just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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