you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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