Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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