Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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