Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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