is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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