belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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